Should you’ve ever been on an extended road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve likely played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are very simple and universally understood. But on the off-chance you are visiting us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game works: You begin by introducing a predicament of two equally horrid-seeming (or occasionally equally enticing alternatives to the other player.
You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with this kind of impossible scenario. As soon as they pick what they consider to be the less dreadful of two atrocious scenarios, it is their turn to develop a predicament for you.
The game is a regular segment on the Comedy Hit! Hit! podcast. Celeb guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are asked by host Scott Aukerman to select what they believe to be the finest of two horrific scenarios.
The attractiveness of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a little creativity. But it is only as interesting as the people you play with. There is no denying that the more illogical and sometimes X-rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more interesting it becomes.
For a little bit of inspiration, below are some uncomfortable suggestions compiled from Reddit, either.io, plus our sick, sick imaginations.
The Hardest “Would You Rather” questions
Would you rather develop pounds or be banned from the web for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable kid picture of you be the topic of a vicious internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather accidentally “enjoy” a two-year old picture of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or accidentally send a sext to your mom?
Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or need to ask your parents for permission every time you have sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the universe of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the universe of Star Wars or treat a rare form of cancer?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?
Would you rather be in a real-life edition of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be forever banned from Tinder or be forever banned from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where your home is?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the past year (without filters or have your personal email hacked?
Would you rather lose the ability to vote in elections or the capacity to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or enjoying their photographs on Instagram?
Would you rather have the capacity to find out why someone you are dating phantoms on you or the capacity to see real phantoms?
Would you rather lose every one of the photographs you’ve taken on your smartphone this year or lose every one of the publications you possess?
Would you rather develop buddies in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Harambe or the late Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia?
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percentage raise on the job or keep your smartphone and the same wages?
Would you rather be able to pick the person who becomes the next President of the United States or the individual who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be made to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other coffee for the rest of your own life or simply LaCroix for the rest of your own life?
Would you rather be made to host a large dinner party and invite everyone you left-swiped on Tinder or have brunch with the last person who called you out on Twitter?
Would you rather lose your eligibility to text or lose your ability to provide a high-five?
Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the rest of your own life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the capacity to use GPS for the rest of your own life or lose the ability to utilize a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the rest of your own life or dress like the cast of Hamilton for the rest of your own life?
Would you rather have the capacity to see every text which wasn’t sent to you or the ability to see every text that’s about you?
Would you rather have naked photographs of you leaked on the web but not seen by anyone you know or unintentionally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your information leaked in a medical insurance provider hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percentage of your day or gag take up percentage of your day?
Would you rather eat the Twitter fowl or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather constantly get stuck in traffic or constantly have a extremely slow internet connection?
Would you rather get chosen for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the road by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be forced to only use Kimoji for the rest of your own life?
Would you rather be made to see your buddies only once per month or lose Twitter followers every month?
Would you rather have infinite storage space on your own iPhone or infinite storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or be made to follow DJ Khaled’s guidance for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name confused with a condemned killer or a famous pornstar?
Would you rather give the remaining part of the internet control over your Twitter account or give your mom control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather have every picture on your phone play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandma read your text messages with your significant other?
Would you rather be a extremely successful YouTube star who’s accidentally embraced by chan or a uploader everyone honors but no one watches?
Would you rather have the capability to teleport every single time you fart or heal any wound by shouting at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match be able to read your other messages or never have the ability to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to talk to your pet or to those who are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a look at your Mother or your Dad’s internet history?
Would you rather have man birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each woman?
Would you rather have dogs or cats forever banned from your Instagram feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised debate with a Nazi asserting against their points?
Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or have to see a doctor to get viral marketing out of your head?
Would you rather consistently use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate using a series of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment recorded in a GIF which goes viral or face your greatest fear?
Would you rather never need to upgrade your personal computer or never need to upgrade your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, money, gear, and lifestyle or end crime round the world for good but be poor and unnoticed?